ok soooo dere wuz dis big big lab… n da smart peeple wif da
big white coats n goggles (dey look dumb btw) wuz like “we
need sumthin dat make da chart go WHOOP WHOOP WHOOPPPP”
so dey mixd all dis weirdo green goo… sum bitcoin dust… n
sum moldy leftover pizza from da back of da fridge… put it all
in a big jar (peppino tink it wuz a jar)
n den KABOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!
a lil green blob start bubblin… he start jigglin… he pop out n
wobble onto da floor… n he blink blink… n den he say…
“uhhh… peppino??”
n da scientistz wuz like “HOLY SHIT HE’S ALIVE” n den da chartz
start goin WHEEEEEEEE n green candles start poppin up n
every1 start screamin n cheerin n shit
peppino jus wobble over to da big puter screen… poke it wif
hiz lil hand n giggle…
“pumpie pumpie wee hee hee”
n den da market go BOOOOMMMM n every1 gettin rich n
scientistz start huggin n cryin n one guy fainted but peppino
not sure why
“peppino pumpin!!! peppino fixin!!! peppino happyyyyy!!!!”
da head scientist (he bald) got down on his knees n said…
“HE’S DA CHOSEN ONE…”
yes… peppino not jus any green blob… he wuz DA CHOSEN
FIGURE… da FIRST OFFISHUL MASCOT 4 PUMP SWAP 😳😳😳
peppino da KEY 2 da green. peppino da REASON 4 da pump. no
peppino = no green. no green = u broke 💀
if u see red candles?? dat mean peppino tripped or got
distracted by a shiny object or maybe need nap
but if peppino dancin?? ohhhhhh u boutta be RICH AS FUKKKK
peppino made in da lab… born for da pump… livin 4 da giggle
ok soooo dere wuz dis big big lab… n da smart peeple wif da
big white coats n goggles (dey look dumb btw) wuz like “we
need sumthin dat make da chart go WHOOP WHOOP WHOOPPPP”
so dey mixd all dis weirdo green goo… sum bitcoin dust… n
sum moldy leftover pizza from da back of da fridge… put it all
in a big jar (peppino tink it wuz a jar)
n den KABOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!
a lil green blob start bubblin… he start jigglin… he pop out n
wobble onto da floor… n he blink blink… n den he say…
“uhhh… peppino??”
n da scientistz wuz like “HOLY SHIT HE’S ALIVE” n den da chartz
start goin WHEEEEEEEE n green candles start poppin up n
every1 start screamin n cheerin n shit
peppino jus wobble over to da big puter screen… poke it wif
hiz lil hand n giggle…
“pumpie pumpie wee hee hee”
n den da market go BOOOOMMMM n every1 gettin rich n
scientistz start huggin n cryin n one guy fainted but peppino
not sure why
“peppino pumpin!!! peppino fixin!!! peppino happyyyyy!!!!”
da head scientist (he bald) got down on his knees n said…
“HE’S DA CHOSEN ONE…”
yes… peppino not jus any green blob… he wuz DA CHOSEN
FIGURE… da FIRST OFFISHUL MASCOT 4 PUMP SWAP 😳😳😳
peppino da KEY 2 da green. peppino da REASON 4 da pump. no
peppino = no green. no green = u broke 💀
if u see red candles?? dat mean peppino tripped or got
distracted by a shiny object or maybe need nap
but if peppino dancin?? ohhhhhh u boutta be RICH AS FUKKKK
peppino made in da lab… born for da pump… livin 4 da giggle
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